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it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

I think it's balanced now???

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

reblogging for that gif

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

Why are these showers prettier than I am jeezes heck

I’ve been looking for this post for so long!!!

reblogging for that gif

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

Why are these showers prettier than I am jeezes heck

I’ve been looking for this post for so long!!!

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better

@alltheshit-althetime

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

dancer is my life

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

It’s back 🤠

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

yes

Well damn I sure should respect my own pronouns X"D

Same

The harsh reality

A terrible truth

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog