I KNOW YOU STEAL BIKES SCOUNDREL

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

reading nona the ninth and i think if my two besties who both had cunty names became one nonbinary person together and named themself paul id have to strangle them

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

tears in his eyes pissed as hell rock hard in a three thousand dollar tuxedo begging for a blowjob in a public bathroom. you love to see it

the locked tomb series, as well as certain erotic fanfiction thereof, is ultimately concerned with the question "which and how many people are currently inside harrowhark nonagesimus?"

It really depends on what you mean by "people" and also what you mean by "inside"... and also what you mean by "Harrowhark Nonagesimus".