I KNOW YOU STEAL BIKES SCOUNDREL

wait hold up i'm back. i was going to be all "how dare you stand where he stood" but then i remembered what actually happened, famously, to frodo: he failed at the last step. he claimed the ring. (he just was lucky gollum happened to be there and disaster was averted.) he tried very hard, but in the end, he just couldn't do what he'd set out to do. sure yeah i can maybe see how jod would relate to that

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

she suck on my dick til I cum

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS