Self-Made Man

I have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.

I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.

I buy the book. I do not read it.

I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN

NEVER FORGET

This will go down in history the same way Clexa went down on each other and the same way the ratings went down after they foolishly threw away the only special thing that elevated an otherwise mediocre show.

Dear god this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

one week to 2020 dudes

I’m so done

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

Damn you

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

Is this fucking number discourse

Do you have an issue with that?

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

Uhh I’m sorry the what

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

This post should be illegal

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

*me, to my own mind* can u like s h u t the fuck up for once

roses are red violets are blue I do trust you, Clarke I know how hard that is for you

roses are red violets are blue clutching a chip it holds all that was you

Roses are red Violets are blue You left me at Mount Weather But you came back too

Roses are red Violets are blue Maybe we deserve better Maybe we do

Heda is Red Wanheda is blue Fuck you, Titus, And Rothenberg too. 

Wow

Your brain is a high capacity iPod full of corrupt song files with a terrible repeat and shuffle setting

Pronouncing the “E” at the end of “Testosterone” makes it sound like a pasta.

Come get y’all’s transgetti

On a really bad year you’d date ~0 people, in a plain one you might date nearly 4. But in a really good one you’ll date only one

Social anxiety feels like being in a movie where everyone has the script except for you.

Two favourite shows mashed up? Yes please. Amazing.

It's 2020 and Clexa still owns my whole fucking heart.