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i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was likeĀ ādramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya aloneā and. yeah. i agree
KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH
Do y'all remember how Trump declared during his 2016 campaign that women should be punished for having abortions and that potential fathers should have no culpability? How Trump stated that he would appoint justices to the Supreme Court who would overturn Roe v. Wade? How voters, pro-choice activists and organizations, Planned Parenthood, and Democratic politicians like Hillary Clinton warned that the 2016 Presidential Election would impact reproductive rights in this country for decades to come? That Supreme Court vacancies were the most significant issue facing the county? But people decided that Hillary Clinton was somehow "just as bad as Trump" and took the gamble that Roe v. Wade couldn't possibly be overturned, that women would not actually face severe consequences because of a Trump presidency?
Last year, Texas devised S.B. 8, a de facto ban on all abortions, and despite the fact that it clearly violates Supreme Court precedent, Trumpās three nominees to the Court refused to strike down the law. In the wake of that ban, a woman in Texas was arrested on murder charges for allegedly inducing an abortion. While the charges were eventually dropped, the mistreatment she faced sends a message to all women in Texas. And itās not just Texas. Across Republican-controlled legislatures, abortion bans are sweeping the nation. And today, the Republican Governor of Oklahoma, Kevin Stitt, signed into law a de facto ban that criminalizes providing an abortion:
A person found guilty of providing an abortion would face up to 10 years in prison and a fine up to $100,000.
Once the law goes into effect, anyone who provides an abortion will face a felony charge of up to ten years in prison and a fine up to $100,000. There are no exceptions for rape or incest.
Republicans told everyone exactly what they would do if they took power. But for some reason, people chose not to take them at their word, they trivialized concerns about the Supreme Court, about reproductive rights, they bought into propaganda and misinformation, and here we are. Because Trump was able to stack the Court with three conservative justices (which are all lifelong appointments), he and the GOP have effectively killed Roe v. Wade, but it's innocent women across this country who will carry that burden.
That harm can't be undone, but we can still change course. I'm choosing to underscore the myopic discourse of 2016 not because I want to shame people who protested voting but to emphasize the fact that the future harm was so understated. No matter what people say about 2022 and 2024, about how Biden or any other Democrat is ājust as bad as [literal fascist]," their claims will pale in comparison to the reality of Republicans taking power again. Queer rights, free speech rights to even just talk about race and racism, voting rights, freedom to protest and engage in political activismāall of these basic civil liberties are at risk if people choose to repeat the mistakes of 2016. If Trump's election proved anything, it's that no one can predict just how much devastation can be inflicted by choosing not to vote.
Midterm elections are coming up. If we want to codify Roe v. Wade and open the door for Biden to sign life-changing legislation into law, we need to reshape Congress and put progressive lawmakers into positions where they can remove the filibuster. We need to vote.
Get registered here: VOTE!
Update:
The Republican-dominated Kentucky legislature overrode Democratic Governor Andy Beshearās veto of the stateās anti-abortion bill. Unlike the aforementioned Oklahoma abortion ban, which doesnāt become effective until Summer, the Kentucky ban is effective immediately. Advocates claim that Kentucky will be the first state forced to halt all abortion procedures, as the law is the most restrictive one to take effect. It has no exceptions for rape or incest.
Update (again):
The Republican Governor of Florida and presumptive 2024 Presidential Candidate, Ron DeSantis, just signed into law a de facto ban on all abortions. It has no exceptions for rape or incest. It goes into effect on July 1st, 2022.
"We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled," Justice Alito writes in an initial majority draft circulated inside the court.
The Supreme Court, in a draft majority opinion written by Justice Alito, has voted to overturn Roe v. Wade.
Also, to my fellow cis gay men who often seem to ignore/overlook reproductive rights, this Supreme Court opinion suggests that fundamental gay rights are on the chopping block next:
āRespondents . . . rely on post-Casey decisions like Lawrence v. Texas and Obergefell v. Hodges. These attempts to justify abortion through appeals to a broader right to autonomy and to define oneās āconcept of existenceā prove too much. Those criteria, at a high level of generality, could license fundamental rights to illicit drug use, prostitution, and the like. None of these rights has any claim to being deeply rooted in history.ā
For those who donāt know, Lawrence v. Texas was a landmark queer rights case because it struck down laws that criminalized homosexual intercourse. Obergefell v. Hodges is the landmark case that legalized same-gender marriage. And in this opinion, the Court implies that these freedoms are comparable to allowing drug use and prostitution, it explicitly says that these rationales have gone too far, and that these rights are not rooted in American history. The Court is showing its hand and how it views what it perceives to be Court-created rights (abortion, gay marriage, gay sexual intercourse, etc.). Basically, the Court seems to be overturning the framework of substantive due process rights, which is the doctrine that creates these basic rights. If abortion rights can be overturned on this logic, so will queer rights.
If you think the Court is going to just stop with reproductive rights, that cis queer men are going to be spared, with all due respect, youāre a fucking moron. You need to be concerned about this too, even if you donāt have a uterus. You should be as outraged about this as you are with the Donāt Say Gay law.
Also directly targets contraceptives.
And indirectly aims to supersede all court precedents, making all civil rights they have ever decided on at risk.
I donāt care what party you claim to be. You need to ask yourself do you believe in democracy or plutocracy? Do you believe in majority rule or authoritarianism? ļæ¼
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Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off
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when your legs donāt work like they used to before

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So itās been a yearĀ #myart #fanart #fanon #Tcd #Fear #Calm
HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY
a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity
brooklyn bail fund
minnesota freedom fund
atlanta action network
columbus freedom fund
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chicago bond
black visions collective
richmond community bail fund
the bail project inc
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philadelphia bail fund
the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme
george floydās family gofundme
blacklivesmatter.com
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turn off your adblocker and put the video on repeat. do not skip ads. let it play on loop whether youāre listening or not. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere. but let. it. play.
youtube will donate to blm for you.
please, please reblog. for people who donāt have money to spare, this is incredibly important information to have.
I would like to take this chance to restate that Calm is a character and nothing more. And she is hella invalid.
Black Lives Matter.
Hereās a list where you can donate if you canāt protest.
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OOC:Ā tfw when you spend 12+ hours logging discrepancies for a database and the followup email says to adjust all said discrepancies by MondayĀ (there are 147 variables and each variable is a 20 minute workup)Ā Donāt do social sciences kids, it dumĀ
SoĀ @eidolonartt drew this for me out of the blue and theyāre just amazing! Itās such a lovely picture of Jenya, totally nailed it!!!Ā alsajksajkhfdjkf thank you so much! Please please please check outĀ @eidolonartt!!! follow them 8D not only do they have some of the best Cobra Unit headcanons and art but in general their characters and artwork is truly a delight <3 the best goodest soft bois C:Ā Ā <3Ā <3Ā <3Ā <3Ā <3 Ā

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Basic Relationships
(These are my headcanons only and are flexible. I donāt āpuppetā in rps and are open to alternate interpretations)
David Oh/Major Zero: The way the Cobras are āSons of Boss,ā Jenya is Zeroās shadow. She completes over forty years of work for him and all his projects, and owes her entire career to him. Jenya has internalized the colonization of her country and thinks herself inferior to the British, for this she overcompensates by being as British as possible. Sheās often parroting phrases of the SAS, projecting his Double 007 mannerisms, and basically worships anything that is David Oh. She desperately cares for him and cares about his opinion so she tends to keep him unaware of her more controversial stances. Beyond the mentor adoration, Calm and Zero have an amicable relationship where they can always have tea and chat the day away. Jack/Naked Snake: Jenya simultaneously dislikes and respects Jack. He was raised and trained by The Boss and is exceptionally skilled. He is also the agent under the orders of the CIA and Zero, which are her strongest loyalties. However, Jenya was conflicted about the goal of his mission and didnāt trust the details entirely. So Jenya secretly tries to obstruct his mission, from planting poisonous animals to unleashing research crocodiles, Jenya tries her best to make life harder for him. When he does become Big Boss and splits from Major Zero he becomes an enemy. The Boss/The Joy: Jenya initially respects Joy and follows her commands to a T because she is sent under orders of David Oh and Jenya knew they were good friends. However, Jenya does not approve of Joy dressing as a man and engaging in combat, or even running a unit. Jenya has a strict adherence to gender roles (or so she thinks) and is perturbed by Joyās domineering attitude. Unlike other authority figures in the past, she will never directly challenge Joy, but does not bite her tongue when making backhanded compliments, passive aggressive statements, or sighing obnoxiously. Just, put on a skirt and learn how to boil some food decently, itās not too much to ask, is it? The Pain: Jenya has a soft spot for anyone who has applied her science and survived. They are a returning test subject and this tickles her pink. Calm likes to often experiment and fine tune Painās parasites, making tweaks to make his hornets respond more accurately to his commands. Usually Painās loud, brash, and overtly jovial type would put off quiet Jenya, but she takes it into stride for his case as a pet subject. She also is pedantic and will immediately correct anyone who refers to his hornets as ābees.ā The End: Like Pain, Jenya enjoys spending time with End to develop his autotrophic patches. Jenya however, enjoys Endās company independent of her research because heās placid, well-educated, and not as wacky as others she typically works with. Theyāre also both vegetarian, which is not exactly an accident because as a devout Hindu, Jenya was developing the autotrophic implants to curtail the need to consume meat. However, Jenya does not censor herself with End as she does with the Major, and therefore tends to put him off (or he āfalls asleepā) to tune out her more bad takes. The Sorrow: Jenya is pretty neutral towards Sorrow, other than being overtly critical of his quiet and meek attitude. Jenya admires his intelligence and diplomatic tendencies, but again due to her belief in gender roles, finds Sorrow too effeminate and weak. Jenya does not encourage weakness in men and tries to push him to be more assertive. However, because heās more level headed, she also is willing to protect him from more violent bullying and general misery. The Fear:Ā Canāt bloody stand this git! Fear embodies almost everything Jenya hates in a person. He is not cultured, he is not refined, and he certainly is no gentleman. Jenya does not hesitate being extra mean when slipping laxatives into his coffee or pretending not to find the vein when drawing blood. Jenya is extremely patronizing and condescending to Fear, challenging his every move as suspect and fallible. Fear (in my headcanon) does not hold back returning the favor in spades, putting spiders in her bed or stringing her from a tree. However, there is a palatable tension here, and Fear is not scared to call her out. If there is something special about Fear, it is that he exposes her hypocrisies into the open. The Fury: She thinks heās highly volatile and dangerous. Sheās constantly trying to slip sedatives and test psychiatric agents on him. But she often will come up and pluck the cigarettes he smokes out, launching into health lectures. Fury is similar to Fear who doesnāt take kindly to Jenyaās open distaste and serves back the antagonism in kind.Ā The Fury often refers to Jenya as a Nazi, not only for her fascistic abeyance of rules, but also because of her bigoted views. He believes that sheās an insane, unhinged scientist and that the power granted fell into the wrong hands, heās more paranoid to her motives and doesnāt trust her at all. He suspects her to switch loyalties at any second.
āItās no wonder India prefers to go on a hunger strike....ā -Jenya BhattiĀ
(CW STDS)Ā Spill the Tea:Ā āIf one contracts venereal disease from engaging in sexual immorality, then who does the person have to blame except for themselves?ā -Jenya Bhatti
(CW racism)Ā Spill the Tea:Ā If you ask me Apartheid must be upheld, miscegenation is immoral because it disrupts a natural hierarchy and thus disintegrates the social order. Conflict arises when unequal tribes clash over power distribution.Ā -Jenya BhattiĀ
The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme
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What does their bedroom look like?
Do they have any daily rituals?
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Eating habits and sample daily menu
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Makeup?
Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Intellectual pursuits?
Favorite book genre?
Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
Biggest and smallest short term goal?
Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Favorite beverage?
What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things donāt workout?
What is their biggest regret?
Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
Most prized possession?
Thoughts on material possessions in general?
Concept of home and family?
Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to āTMIā?)
What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
What makes them feel guilty?
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
What recharges them when theyāre feeling drained?
Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
How misanthropic are they?
Hobbies?
How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
Religion?
Superstitions or views on the occult?
Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
How do they express love?
If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

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Ground Rules
So Iām pretty relaxed about RP but there are some very important rules.
I am okay with almost all content in RPs but there are a few exceptions.Ā
No underage nsfw. No Bestiality.Ā No Incest. No Godmoding. Please no Scat/Vore.
And Iām going to post nsfw things on a separate blog. I am okay with nsfw rp, but you must confirm that you are an adult. If you are a minor and wish to rp, then know that applies and I under no circumstances will allow you to rp or view anything that is intended for an adult audience.Ā
If you wish to have access to the nsfw blog or want to nsfw rp, there will need to be confirmation that you are indeed an adult before doing so.Ā Ā
Thatās it really, otherwise Iām okay rping in script, paragraph, or even shitposting format.Ā
MAJOR DISCLAIMERS AND TRIGGER WARNINGS:Ā Iāll do my best to tag trigger warnings but know this blog is going to have alot of sensitive content. I also want to make it clear that none of Jenyaās opinions are my own nor do I assign them any validity. She is a fictional character who has alot of bad takes. Sheās racist, homophobic, sexist, ableist, etc and I wish to make it clear I endorse none of these views. So just be prepared for alot of heavy topics surrounding politics, religion, sexuality, and violence that may not bode well with anyone sensitive to that, so warning in advance.Ā
A little bit about the Muse
So Iām just going post this here in case anyone wonders who I am OOC and what other fandoms Iām into and how I generally jive :DĀ So my name is Lena and Iām 26 years old. I use she/her pronouns and Iām SoCal born and bred, but also a night gremlin. When Iām not being a weeb monkey, I study psychology and neuroscience.Ā I have an undying love for the Metal Gear series. Iāve been playing the games since I was five so itās ultra nostalgic for me. Same for Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda. Snake Eater is my favorite game of all time, and yes, Iām crying over the Pachinko machine graphic.Ā
Iām currently into anything Kojima related, and Chinese danmei webnovels Iām going put my cards on the table and say one of my biggest influences was and always will be Inonibird. I would be lying by omission if I didnāt mention that their fancomicĀ āThe Cobra Daysā and their original workĀ āCāest La Mortā was not a major factor into my art and writing. Please check those out, itās amazing and deserves more love. Inonibird just deserves all the love :Ā https://inonibird.tumblr.com I donāt know how they would feel about my praise and adoration for a webcomic they discontinued like 12 years ago, but thereās that. :pĀ
Feel free to contact me or ask me anything, Iām pretty chill and always love commiserating with fellow fans, considering how dead some of the fandoms areĀ
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Stay posted as Iām going lay out some simple ground rules for my blog <3Ā