may your organs fail before your dreams fail you

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

a true angel

pro tip dont learn a language if you do not come from the languages bearers. i.e dont learn french if youre not french, dont learn chinese if youre not chinese, dont learn icelandic if youre not icelandic. it just appropriates culture more.

Okay sounds good, I’ll go tell all of Francophone Africa that they have to start talking in clicks again

*picks up the phone* Hey dad? Remember how you were adopted? Yeah we can’t talk to grandma anymore it’s damaging our country

what the fuck was the op on

O SHIT GUESS I GOTTA TELL THE MALAYSIAN EDUCATION MINISTER WE CAN’T LEARN ENGLISH AS A COMPULSORY SUBEJCT ANYMORE

ok i guess i gonna stop talking in english oops i am sorry harusnya sekarang saya sudah pake bahasa indonesia ya lol

Yes I will just unlearn english and japanese and never talk to my girlfriend or friends ever again

oh geeeee sorry I guess I’m going to have to go mute since I can’t speak my native language

As a Canadian I will have to stop speaking both french and english and rely only on sign language oh nO WAIT-

Its actually more than half my followers, I'd say :/

WHAT THE F UCK IS TH IS

You’re all going to get taken out by the KGB 

I am so uncomfortable right now.

she really did!

finally

Well, you got me there.

@engine-red

This is why we need to stop taking pics of random people in public and posting them tbh