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Y’all need a good laugh right now

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

today, I realized how accurate this saying is - “if someone’s absence bring you peace, you didn’t lose them”. keep that in mind.

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

Ravioli are just meat gushers.

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie