i had no idea you could twist lobe piercings but you cant twist tragi or conch ones.

i have 36 mins to get dressed for my pre-school class at church

ive decided im going to style my hair w some mousse, dress comfortably, and scramble myself some eggs. bc i deserve to have a good morning.

one of my biggest pet peeves is he doesnt start getting dressed or ready for the day until i do. lets see how far into my morning routine i get before he starts getting dressed.

and sincerely hope those they love, befriend, fuck and fall in love wont require it.

i used to date a man that ran a porn blog w thousands of followers for a decade and grew up visibly poor and said he "had no childhood trauma or emotional issues". and he was going to therapy for financial advice.

i know his therapist be in there like

i knew a girl who would talk for hours on a call her abt herself, and overtalk me when i go to speak. limited her to 30 mins and would hang up. instead of addressing it directly like an emotionally intelligent human she exploded w this made up narrative abt me.

shouldnt be hard to have a 2 way convo.

never talked to her abt the fact that im limiting the call time.

just did it.

she was HEATED.

and tbh? i laughed. cause youre goofy a** expected this to be a one way friendship for free? girl gtfo.

my mornings usually look like scrolling until i wake up but im making more conscious choices these days to make sure my brain moves deliberately.