Skeletim

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

Oskaar!!!!!!!!!

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

The opposite facing smilies is a really specific energy that I don’t know how to describe but am definitely afraid of

this slaps

Y'all. Heartache and Bonetrousle play in the background at certain parts. Because they’re the themes of the people Sans cared about the most.

I mean I just use regular skulls…

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

Miku's Hard Lemonade