brilliant, but scary

There are sometimes more evil in lies than in the reality of fear. Even with bloody snakes. "

                the witch didn't chase. ( she'd like to make the excuse that it was unladylike                 -- -- but in reality, she'd probably just fall on her ass while trying to run and                 cast a spell simultaneously )                 no, hermione just studied and read, using her skills to track.

                                 she'd at least try to have the element of surprise                                  when going up against a creature of unknown power.

           with some semblance of a plan.

" You inspired many... stories both concerning things that go bump in the night " referring to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them " and scary campfire stories. "

Lips  purse,  brows furrow, he has to actually think long and hard  about  whether  or  not such  a  law exists. A part of him wants to think there is a law,   but  the  other  part  is leaning    heavily    towards  ”who the fuck cares”.

         But...

                 " Would that really stop you?                       Come on; give it one more try and I'm sure you'll get it. "

" I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt! You know, ignoring the alcohol in favor of your magic. "

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”