The Dragon’s Den

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes

Rocky never skips leg day

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.

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when Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space, landed in a field and met a couple of locals who were understandably a bit uncertain about his whole deal, the first thing he said was: "Don't be afraid, I am a Soviet like you, but I have come from outer space and I need to find a phone."

number theory* diagram

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

TAG YOURSELF WHAT'S YOUR FAVE MEDIEVAL HELMET

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life