MadMeks

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

Like just imagine watching someone do those classic suiting up scenes, with the epic music and visuals as they zip on theor plug suit and connect their neural hemets and telepresence fists....and then start going to town on some industrial roof repair or haybale collection, not a care in the world about cybernetics eating their souls and personality but rather about if they'll get to lunch early enough for the good pizza

Naturally it's piloted by an anime girl with bright hair an unnatural color and a flight-suit that's unnecessarily tight and possibly a jacket that doesn't quite reach her waist. She dons her helmet with the built-in HUD and plugs in to the interface, and her mech stomps it's way into a neighborhood. It looms ominously over the houses. Then it leans down, picks up a recycling bin, dumps it into the previously unseen bin on its back. It sets the bin back down and continues down the street.

While they are distracted with their duties, a mysterious masked pilot stalks them in their blind spot. Silently, they raise a massive Power-gun at the protagonists mech and blasts them… with the high-pressure industrial washer spray, telling them off for not cleaning up their mech and the storage bays after their shifts

I just wanna burry my face in some fat hairy man tits! Is that too much to ask!?

Eldar Harlequins