wratspace

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

[ID: Two simple line drawings of people on their hands and knees. The first has their expression visible and appears distressed. The second has their head down and is crying into a puddle of tears / End ID]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

mostly i do god knows what

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

Having to write civil and polite emails to people I don't like sucks so much

this shit is sickening I loathe your very soul (or at the very least don't respect you) but I must be Nice

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…