The Brain Mine

@songforaname

honest to god the nostalgebraist autoresponder was a better and more effective use of generative AI than what 90% of these giant tech companies are doing with it and it's not even close. like it had a purpose (entertain Tumblr users) which it succeeded at pretty consistently, an extremely low bar that no big budget AI product I've seen so far has managed to clear. like it blows my mind that a niche internet microcelebrity on goddamn tumblr pulled off a better and more effective implementation of this technology than any major tech company years before said tech giants made it a household topic. the wealthiest and most powerful companies in the world got outdid on this by a fucking Homestuck they should all be living in shame

Considering that, so far, the only two works to come out of the entire field of AI "art" that have had any lasting cultural impact are We Are Charlie Kirk (ironically memed into ubiquity) and Tung Tung Tung Sahur (complete gibberish from jump) I'm convinced the only true utility of this technology is shitposting

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

ghost types are mainstream

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

Teto answer my texts messages

“I just need to learn how to seem more normal and they’ll leave me alone,” she thought, lacking any ability to understand why the boys they said were her peers seemed to hate her from the moment they met her

Patriarchal society teaches boys to hate girls and believe it or not being a girl involuntarily sorted into boys spaces can very often mean being seen as an acceptable (and even deserving) target for that prejudice

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

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