I’m Da Giant Rat Dat Makes All Of Da Rules!

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

It's really disappointing that we've now had three (3) games that reuse old 'dex entries instead of writing new ones as I feel like we're missing on out some creative opportunities. Like imagine if Pokopia's Pokedex was written by Ditto so all the images were terrible crayon drawings with hearts around them and the descriptions were nonsense like "Bulbasaur vines good!! Bulbasaur very useful at water and vines. Bulbasaur seed yes and nice. Friend Bulbasaur"

WAIT HOLD ON I cannot fucking believe when I was like four years old my parents were cajoling me to walk with the family and trying to get me to keep up even though I kept insisting that I was "tired" until they took me to a doctor and found out my LUNGS DIDN'T WORK. how insane that we live in a world where reasonably loving parents think their FOUR YEAR OLD is trying to be LAZY. like they were mortified to be clear. adults are just so trained to ignore children's complaints as untrustworthy, kids just need discipline, they can't possibly speak for themselves. what the fuuuuck.

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE BTW you should always be trying to take children seriously, especially very little ones but definitely all of them. the most disempowered class basically legally defined as property and most people are like "yeah that's good actually I hate when they Loiter lol they're stupid and loud and i actually think children should stop existing. restrict their personhood more actually"

this was literally my life. constantly derided for being weak and not having stamina anddddd yeah i had a fucking chronic illness