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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

hold on I gotta google something

I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh

World Heritage Post

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

don't let the obsession with youth banish you from a beautiful life. i've found that growing older has been overwhelmingly romantic. i have my own room to decorate. no one yells at me when i come home. every time i shop for groceries it's like a love story. i make martinis in my nightgown. i bake dessert at midnight. i feel like i wasn't even alive until i was in my 20s.

and again in your 30s, 40s, 50s, etc. life is always beautiful

AND HIM

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

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