I Hate It Here 💕

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit

This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

it’s instant loss to have a lot of love in your heart these days

hey um. sorry. this is awkward but. when I use my wicked blade to cleave the world in two... would you wanna like. be on the same half as me?

i wish i could teleport

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

She should be at the club