@theherbgardensystem's reblogs

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

my mind palace is not up to code

"Your personality comes from the way you were parented" "Your personality is inate and genetic" wrong!!!!! your personality comes from that one piece of media you were unhealthily and irreversibly obsessed with when you were 13 years old

Happy disability pride to dissociative people, those with personality disorders, people with schizophrenia, and everyone elsewise labelled ‘insane’ and ‘crazy’ by annoying assholes. I hope you all have a pleasant & comfortable July and beyond

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

the most beloved holiday of the Pre-collapse Americans (also known was known as the "Yankees") was the Julian Fourth, or "Independence Day". to celebrate the holiday, the Yankees would perform a decorative, ritualistic bombardment of the sky. this is believed to be a sort of Babelic ritual, declaring war against the American god, George Washing-Town. as an unintended side-effect, the loud blasts of the ritual acted as a form of psychological torture to wildlife, domestic pets, and their own traumatized warrior caste.

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.