troubled thoughts and a self esteem to match

he ate an olive from an olive garden salad and said “these aren’t grapes”

dump him

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

this blog is actually a pro-vampire zone. i actively encourage the presence of vampires here.

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childhood was wanting to be the spy kids adulthood is wanting to be floop

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

brb screaming into a pillow for a thousand years

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

*pippin voice* what about second puberty??

*merry* I don’t think he knows about trans rights, Pip

This post is a visual representation of me trying to do literally anything in my life

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures