Am I a horse to you

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

There's an unhealthy amount of yearning in me and I need to take it out on someone

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

In my dream you could order your coffee with a bunch of decorative flavorless tiny white flowers sprinkled on top and they were called ooh lala blossoms