I'm a human

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Save us all, dear Roger :’)

Come on, Roger. 💜

You got this, Roger! ❤️

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you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

Leslie Jordan has been in AA and sober for 22 years ❤️❤️

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

i laughed so hard at this i started choking this is the ideal image

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

Spider ham is the only one available it’s a whole thing

I have read a LOT of these but this one is by far the funniest

Chaotic good bard

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

I tried to but honestly I am not sure the appropriate level of preparation is possible