we tried the world, good god it wasn't for us

“i wish they’d make a show about—” it’s black sails. “i wish more shows would—” they did. on black sails. “we need more shows that—” they already did. on black sails. everything you ever want or need. black sails has it for you i promise

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

Oh yeah absolutely! I do enjoy putting things in my mouth 😊

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

goodbye straight people

letd go eat parts of that guys car

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

good morning i feel like seven dollars

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to