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demiboy (he/xey)
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introduction
Hello! :D It's The__Professional! I make songs (sometimes), flag bands (on scratch), and uhh do other stuff i guess
demiboy (he/xey)

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Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
Dude come on
cheesy michael open up the door
oh cheesy michael, open up the door
a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson
1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom
2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else
3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die
4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room
5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city
6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart
7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk
8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.
9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father
Understandable response
uhhhh hh hh hhh
Me reading from point 2 to point 3:
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this sounds like msa level shit im crine
Welp, we found the main character
what the fuck
op seems to be okay at least and good mentally so likely went to therapy (hence the TM jokes)(I hope I really hope)
op, what the fuck
i'm sorry what in the world?? no like actually what the fuck HOW do things escalate so quickly i'm so discombobulated???
ok yeah i really don't know what's happening here at all

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ok so what exactly happened here on tumblr when i wasn't looking
i know arsenic's bad but he didn't deserve THAT
honestly what even..
Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common
Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
stereo madness it's never getting out of my head cgcgcgcg gdgdgdgd aeaeaeae cfcfcfcf
Sending my inner child to work in the uranium mines so I don't have to take care of it
Murdering my inner child to sell its organs on the black market not disclosing that theyre irradiated
Good luck man, i have 43 followers on this account and one of them is my other account
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REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!! IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD ALREADY REBLOG THIS NOW
ICE HAS REBRANDED THEMSELVES AS HSI, PLEASE BE CAREFUL AROUND PEOPLE WEARING A VEST THAT SAYS HSI!!!
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NONONONONON STAY SAFE :(
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@smal5504 @zaziuszaza @jclikestodoodle @starlightluvstickling @popbot-kirameki @that-purple-freak even tho I'm not in America, I wish you all the best and safety from them :(
stay safe everyone!
-Kim 📱⭐🌙
WAAAHHH!! HEY CUTIES! LISTEN QUICK OKAY?? it's an important message from your magical girl Madoka! ICE has rebranded, and it's a very big possibility it will cause more people to unknowingly be put in danger. As a magical girl it pains me to know that this is a thing, even more so as a follower of Lord Hermes..:(( Hermes would be so upset to hear that travelers are no longer welcome and even in DANGER now! .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. No matter what, as a magical girl, I promise to help everyone I can, and if this saves someone's life then I would eternally be grateful. May the gods protect you all. (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
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I mean I'm not american but okay dear lovely mutuals you may have this post upon thy dash
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spread the word
can I @everyone tumblr
no?
okay then, I’ll just ping everyone I can
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I literally exposed my current following list but honestly what you gotta do is what you gotta do
i have nobody to ping but everyone please stay safe.

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nuh uh i'm going to modify the universe and override that magic
is this move allowed
@europium-catto ok no but like actually is this move allowed
who even is this
(i'm totally not too lazy to change my profile)
guys
looked up and saw this
should I be concerned
did she just... ascend?
what is even going on... why is she the sun now?
nuh uh i'm going to modify the universe and override that magic
is this move allowed
fun fact, my body swap spell can't be effected by outside sources that aren't my own. Your still human. And cobalt is still well cobalt.
From "Hoye's Witchcraft, the nice witch catto"
ok, just don't let fluorine know about this
(and i feel kinda lazy changing.. everything)
turns you back into cobalt
what the heck bromo sapien... not cool...

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Oi! Boy!
I induce body soul swap on your body (possessed by cobalt) and cobalt (possessed by you) to swap souls!!!
From "Hoye's Witchcraft, the nice witch catto"
I fixed something for once ;)
yes! finally!! thank you
now i don't have to fear neodymium
I mean, I guess I could swap you and Cobalt back if you pay me enough, but if you don’t pay, the best you’re gonna get is a you as tall as Cobalt, and a Cobalt as tall as you.
-fluorine
umm.. what exactly.. am i.. supposed to pay you?