Most shittest wizard

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

*casts this on you*

#in my one dnd campaign one of the party was a half orc wizard who attempted to solve every problem the party encountered with this cantrip #most of the time it didnt even work which was funny enough #but what was even funnier was that when it did work #after the one minute ran out and the subject became hostile #he was completely flabbergasted #every #single #time #also in a delightful bit of character development on one occasion he cast it on another party member #who after 60 seconds whipped around and slapped him as hard as she could #and he was confused #why was she angry #what did he do #wasnt she very happy for 60 seconds? #why didnt she appreciate that? #everyone else in the party was like #everyone disliked that #someone actually threw that meme up in chat and we had to pause for a minute while we all got the laughs out #anyway after we finished chewing him out over that we all went drinking #and while somewhat drunk he decided to cast friends on HIMSELF #and we all had to pause again to get the laughs out again #none of the other party members knew hed done it so suddenly out of nowhere he started dramatically crying and apologizing to the other pc #and then he never used the spell again #which was for #gameplay reasons as it wasnt actually solving many problems #although it did get us that journal from the two aggressively irish halflings #sorta #anyway it was for gameplay reasons but it fit in extremely well with the character and the whole thing was just delightful

there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"

ive known for a while that when a desmos graph gets too busy, a visual artifact will appear on the left side of the screen