Gallery of Stuff, and things

exhibitionist puppyplay (making my partner wear a bomb collar around their neck while i rob a bank in broad daylight)

maybe this posting thing isnt for me anymore.

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE STOP TOUCHING IT

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have never seen a post that is so new and so broken at the same time. Once in a lifetime oppurtunity

notice how all warfare seems to circle back to a two or so man crew. one person drives and the other person shoots. Indo-European blood memory or something. I will not elaborate.

driver and shotgun is an ancient warrior's bond

alternate universe where instead of Yezhov being removed from that one Stalin picture they instead added a second Yezhov because they loved him so much

bro last night was a straight-to-DVD movie

miss "peerless under heaven" has a peer she must begrudgingly acknowledge

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”