Ironically Straight

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

You are all on tumblr for me. Act like it. Now post

in case you were wondering why you don't see her anymore

3? 4? times since this

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

he feeds me even less

hey can yo u look up at the sky for a second

do you think we'll be going there when we die or somewhere else

im not taking you with me fucker

A mattress is like a big pet that hates you

Can you elaborate?

Yes so it breathes and doesnt do well on stairs

And it hates you

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner