cosmic's constellation of whatever

every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.