cosmic's constellation of whatever

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

GIVE. NOW.