Mirror Neurons

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

playstation announced they’re going to stop making physical disks starting january 2028 and this is right after they removed 2k movies from people’s accounts years after they bought them…you have to be a different level of stupid to make these choices

im the fakest idgafer youll ever meet. im so chalant. i care more than i can put into words

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

The kids are right Jazz

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

Tumblr is so nice. I can be boring and useless here in peace