Petition for Buffy to Take Naps

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

Queuing this for the anniversary of this post that it's very unlikely I will still be online for in August 2026 because every website in the uk is like this now

A monstrous looking but peaceful alien race agonizes over how to make a peaceful first contact with Earth. They know their appearance will terrify us, and they know how humans will respond to things they fear and do not understand. After much debate a decision is made; send children first.

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

Firmly, Firmly seconding this as someone who loves commissioning artists as a hobby. The amount of artists doing full body for ~$20 breaks my heart into pieces.

@flootzavut