Dreams and Fantasies

Anyone else stare at their mutuals like 👀👀👀👀 “please dm me. You seem so cool and I wanna be friends. “

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

honestly the whole ‘badass, dangerous woman so full of hubris she would throw hands at god as the man who loves her holds her purse and watches with heart eyes’ will always and forever be my favorite het ship dynamic

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here