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greseadraws

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

nitewrighter

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

#CACKLING #THEY MADE CREEPYPASTA #LITERALLY #HAHAHA #dungeon meshi #backrooms

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thoodleoo

yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn

blessthosewhocurseyou

Ancient artifact themed candy would be so cool for a museum gift shop to have

#REAL!!#hieroglyphs tablet shortbread cookies when hm???#that would be so fire #also is it bad that the first thing I thought of what that I missed the “museum artifact” part of the candya #and my first thought was #“TIDE POD GUMMIES?????”#until I realized #also those would be terrible from a safety hazard perspective bc people will mix up the real ones with the candy ones #but also #tide pod gummy #hrnnghhhhh #yummy #also sea glass candy #hehe #food #museums #like a lot of the gifts shop i know do have candy #they might as well go for something themed

bleekay

#me taking Ubers bc I’m running late to work or buying a fun little coffee to fuel my caffeine addiction #or buying dinner between rehearsals or buying myself a sweet little fun treat (bc I deserve it)#it’s ok I have a job now!! ya girl is employed YAYYYY #can’t wait to get my first paycheck hehehe #real af tho #me #just like me fr #lmao

trigonomicon

#LMAO #religion #this is so funny #I also love how the slip says Baka (stupid) HAHAHA #sackreligious #hehehe

beet1031

Spy x Family au where Anya reveals hers and Loid’s indentity to Yor first, as well as the fact that Anya knows she’s an assassin. After the initial freak out, Yor decides she loves and accepts her family anyway but also thinks they should come clean to Loid so the rest of the family isn’t keeping secrets from him. Anya warns that being very familiar with his psyche, if they flat out tell Loid all this information he may spiral into thinking he’s a bad spy for not noticing. So for the next few months the whole rest of the family is just trying to leave clues to their real identities around the house so Loid can feel like he “figured it out” on his own. Yor “accidentally” leaves her bedroom door open with a suspicious looking weapon on the nightstand. Anya keeps bringing up facts about Loid that he’s *certain* he never told her before. Eventually he realizes something strange is absolutely going on but continues to deny it because deep down he loves his family and is willing to look the other way to keep it together. This continues for two whole months until eventually Yor realizes they have no choice and they all just hold an intervention for Loid one night.

“honey, your wife is an assassin, your daughter’s a telepath, your dog is a seer, and we all know you’re a spy. And you may want to look into retiring.”

#cackling #this is so funny #spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #yor forger #that man is so fucking funny #sxf #fanfiction #someone please write this fic

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chirasul

go is a doply complex strategic gwame, famously far more complicated than chess, with [the hypnosis activates], [for the next 30 seconds i believe i am a honeybee navigating a field of flowers]

un-ionizetheradlab

I found it!

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Someone in the twitter comments said "it sounds like someone trying to get into a really hot bath" and I am cackling.

cloverandcrossbones

The way it's gradually strays to breakdown the closer it gets to the numberd

"Go is a dupp lee complex stratee-gic wuayme"

And then doesn't say the rest of the sentence at all.

#LMAO #the more you know #go

the-punforgiven

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

the-punforgiven

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

mushroomsandteeth

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

mushroomsandteeth

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

mushroomsandteeth

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

knightjockey

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

sadhoc

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.

dollsahoy

I'm sure people have pointed it out already, but

Tim Cain is one of the creators of Fallout

and he is an overall delight

I am a video game developer, mostly known for creating Fallout. I plan to use this channel to tell stories about game development, including

#omg #I love this #joy and whimsy #food #recipes #shoutout to stonekeep (1995)#Tim Cain #muffins

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#spinch #and tomatoe #lol

rexuality

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

#me #just like me fr #I aspire to keep being this person and become even more so this person #nature

homunculus-argument

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Voting ended onJul 9

homunculus-argument

I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you've changed your name. I specifically meant the "brain offers the wrong word" kind of accidental name mix-up.

This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn't?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go "turn left - no I mean right" so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.

I argued that mixing up the words isn't the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog's name doesn't mean that she literally can't tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this

Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I'm not the only person this has ever happened to.

#Nono definitely not just you op #my mom (rarely but sometimes) calls me by my sister’s name #more often tho she’ll call my sister HER baby sister’s name #LMAO #which I find hilarious bc my aunt lives on the other side of the world and has for like 18 years #but my sister is a lot like my aunt and it’s honestly very cute #story time #my sister #memories

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vanessagillings

Wanna be my friend?

#joy and whimsy #Art!!#summer

atrusovaartist

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

kiragecko

[Image is a highly textured painting of a lighthouse and coast at sunset. The sky is yellows, oranges, pinks, and grapes. The sea is deep teals and brighter blues, with the water right by the shore reflecting the sky. The shore and lighthouse are grape, indigo, black, and grey. The lighthouse's light is orange and yellow, and blends into the sky around it.

End ID.]

#wow #this is so beautiful #incredible #Art!!

tall

#real af #me #please

haridraws

high ambient background football levels reminded me to actually finish this Personal Lore That Caused My Books comic

#REAL AF #just like me fr #historical dramas

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

#real af #food

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beebfreeb

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

scribe-cas

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

#real af #I’m so down to yap #granted I am extremely slow with DMs bc I keep notifs turned off #and I am a busy and tired girlie #but I do enjoy yapping with yall for real I promise I’m not ignoring you 😭#I will respond to you when I finally have the energy again LMAO

sabertoothwalrus

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

batbetbitbotbut

#LMAO

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