#yeah man

I'd actually be so fun to date if it wasn't for The Horrors and The Things That Happened.

Of you ever thing your humor is cooked, just know that my classmate misread the sign at my bedroom door as "please don't knock" and thinking about that still takes me out a week later

hey guys i know this may Seem CRAZY but did you know if someone enjoys something harmless that you personally don’t enjoy it’s actually really easy to be normal about that. It’s really easy to not talk about how much you hate it every time they talk about it. Because if you do that you may notice that they’ll eventually just stop talking to you. Thankfully it’s actually really easy to avoid i sure hope people understand this concept!

More baking chronicles I made cinnamon-vanilla-frosted oatmeal cookies and learned that desserts spelled backwards is stressed.

God even welcome to the horizon makes me cry I can’t fucking escape the Midnight Burger Emotions™️

With all these insane heatwaves right now if you try to tell me genAI “has its uses” i never want to speak to you again