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THE CRAFT (1996) — Dir. Andrew Fleming JAWBREAKER (1999) — Dir. Darren Stein GINGER SNAPS (2001) — Dir. John Fawcett MEAN GIRLS (2004) — Dir. Mark Waters JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) — Dir. Karyn Kusama

knightfisherr

I have to be weird to live. Shadow attack

that’s great man genuinely I think that b- shadow parry. - being “weird” and accepting being weird genuinely helps you find people and feel fulfillment in- shadow parry. Stop that. - in your personal life. Be yourself! be weird! chances are your weird is- STOP.- someone else’s favorite thing and it’ll be your collective normal. I’m gonna thunder strike you now dude

tpwrtrmnky

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

tpwrtrmnky

Luigi probably fucks though.

tpwrtrmnky

#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now

So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.

antigyro

Ok but why is Luigi different

tpwrtrmnky

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

funstyle

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

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shamebats

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

abigailunderthemoon

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

moss-wizard

emilyelizabethfowl

decadent-trans-girl

'why is so much politically-focused genre fiction centred on monarchies' many reasons, but one which I think deserves attention: monarchy is an obvious way of tying together the dysfunctions of the domestic to those of the state

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

byjove

Thinking about Lancelot removing the strands of hair from Guinevere’s comb and sniffing them. He’s a major league freak and I love that about him.

acediaooc

Wait, did he actually do this?

byjove

he was freakier about it than I remembered

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

some-stars

absolutely wild to me that people are still talking about the gay ear, that was a topic of heated debate among middle school boys in the late 90s and it warms my heart to discover that to this day no one has the slightest clue what the answer is

some-stars

it was especially great because at the time, it was very fashionable and sexy for young guys to have one pierced ear, AS LONG AS it was the correct ear. and the correct ear was different depending on location, subculture, ethnicity, which music videos were currently popular, the phase of the moon.... the anxiety must've been overwhelming but it was extremely funny to watch

#i can confirm its still anxiety inducing in 2026 as an adult gay man who wishes to be perceived as such

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skittybotbutt

fucking finally

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#cuban canotier

phantom-threaded

American Psycho 2000, dir. Mary Harron

#when your brain fabricates an alternate reality of ultraviolence because you get a boner whenever another man looks you directly in the eye #american psycho

allagashed

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

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evardstentacles

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

#joss whedon tv shows and douglas adams books #look just because a guy is a nerdy millennial doesn’t mean—#a girl i dated in college tried to get me to read snow crash but i bounced off it soooo hard and she was appalled by that #so i guess that book too

boringkate

is there a point if I don't pass?

Nobody passes reliably. It's always contextual and conditional. Transvestigators think Margot Robbie is a brick. Is there a point to Margot Robbie's womanhood? Should she abandon it? And then what? Dress butch? Take testosterone? Get sweaty and cumbrained and swole? And she wears a strapon? And she makes you suck the strap? Is that the kind of world you want to live in? One where boymoder Margot Robbie makes you suck strap?

#wait a minute

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