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do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA
are the temu dildos safe? one of my friends got one because he's on a budget and its the cheapest one he could find
I wouldn't trust water from temu if I was dying in the desert personally
@thebibliosphere anon’s friend needs help from the horde of knowledgeable autistic lesbians you avoided summoning yesterday
Under zero circumstances should anything from Temu be inserted into an orifice.
honestly i think a good place to start for People Who Don’t Have Disabilities But Want To Help Out People Who Do is to just… take more breaks when you’re doing stuff. set a precedent where you are not always pushing through fatigue just because you can. it is literally humiliating to have to be the first and or/only person to take a break from stuff constantly. it makes me feel so terrible to be doing the least amount of work in a group setting even when i am doing as much as i am physically capable of, even in circumstances when i know no one else is necessarily judging me for it.
It never fails to amuse me when I get “hello influencer” emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.
Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.
The fuck makes you think I’ll shill your discount wish shit?
Also, it's Tumblr. If I try to tell anyone about your knock-off Wish-quality sex toy there’s going to be a horde of Autistic lesbians doing a power point presentation in the notes about safe sex toy material and correct battery storage.
Which I am 100% down for, but it will not get you any sales.
I was trying to figure out if you were someone important on a other platform, because there's no way in hell anyone actually thinks you can be classified as "Influencer" if you have a big Tumblr blog.
And then also think advertising to this mob would be a good idea
There are actually lots of people who sell stuff successfully on here, usually drop ship stuff.
They’re just not disclosing it as ads, which they are supposed to do, and instead it's marketed in a very Tumblr-esque way which can be summed up as “omg guys look how CUTE this is” followed by a different account underneath going “omg found it!!” and it links to a drop ship site with the item(s).
And the link usually has an affiliate tracker in it, which you may or may not be able to spot unless you’re familiar with them, which is also something you are legally supposed to disclose.
I used to get a lot of offers from around 2016-2020 to sell “moon lamps” on here, y’know those orb lights that look like a moon? Yeah. I was offered a higher kickback to make it look like I wasnt posting an add because these sellers know Tumblrites don’t like ads.
They wanted it to look as organic and hyped up as possible and then I’d just so happen to be like “omg you guys it's on sale” and post a link. Which is skeevy as shit and also illegal af in the US.
It’s like the insta/tiktok girlies saying “link in bio” to get around saying “here’s a product I make money on if you buy it” because they want to sound like your friend because people are more likely to impulse buy stuff if a “friend” is recommending something.
They’re also trusting that everyone knows “link in bio” means “affiliate link” which is technically not enough of a disclosure but whatever.
This is why I tag all my own book promos with “affiliate links” because depending on which storefront you buy Hunger Pangs from, I may get a kickback from the vender which I do to help mediate the fees I lose from distribution. It’s not much—literal pennies in some cases—but I’m still legally required to state it.
It’s also why when I do post products I use or like, I make a point of letting people know I’m not an affiliate and not sponsored because despite the legal ramifications these people are flirting with by not disclosing their affiliate status, I want to be fully transparent with my followers when it comes to me trying to sell them things.
Y’all keep my lights on by reading my work and through my ko-fi and patreon. I am not about to risk that trust for the sake of some shitty vibrator sales from a sketch-ass drop shipper who wants me to pretend I’m not selling you things.
So, yeah. People do successfully sell stuff on here. A lot of us small indie creators sell our own work all the time.
But there are also drop-ship sellers on here who get enough of a kick-back from affiliate links to make selling cutesy kitsch stuff worth their time on here. They’re just making sure you don’t know you’re being marketed to.

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Hngl.
Not going to reblog and single them out because that'd feel like a dick move, but someone just commented on one of my older ADHD posts with, "the fuck are you talking about? Everyone does this," and I'm just sitting here like:
Bestie...
Random gotham citizen walking into this specific alleyway like: 🧍♂️
Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
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Today in some more inflammatory goth opinions nobody asked for:
The "trad" goth look that's currently popular in social media has nearly nothing to do with actual 80s goth looks. ESPECIALLY in terms of the makeup.
Like, it's not a "bad" look but it's about as accurate to 80s goth looks as Bridgerton is accurate regency fashion, maybe even less. Probably the only aspect of it that's fittingly accurate is the teased hair. And that's it.
Actual 80s goth looks were closer to Jem and the Holograms with added black (and not even all the time!) than to whatever you'll see on TikTok's #tradgoth hashtag.
Actually a lot of modern "trad" goth looks have way more 90s elements to them than 80s ones. I see sooooo many layered maxi skirts with underbusts and bell sleeves. Monochrome black and white makeup was also not all that common in 80s goth, they loved some color.
They contoured with electric blue, bright purples, oranges, etc. It was the era of the new romantics.
Part 2 of inflammatory goth opinions; there's no standard romantic goth makeup and I'm extremely confused as to how did people decide that there was.
There's definitely a relatively defined romantic goth fashion style; usually inspired by historical Western fashion, whether there's a serious attempt at authenticity or not at all, lots of lace, velvet, frills, long skirts for feminine goths, not a lot of leather or BDSM elements though they can be present, not a lot of the punk or New Romantic elements that were extremely common in authentic trad goth fashion.
But makeup was far from set in stone and as someone who currently dons that look more often than not, the makeup tends to be the most boring aspect of it. Again, not always! But often plenty of romantic goths who wear makeup pretty much wear regular normie makeup but in dark colors.
Our idea of what romantic goth looks like was developed in the 90s, and compared to other decades makeup in the 90s was much more minimalist (alternative people as a whole would usually stick to dark smokey eyes and dark berry lips). So, honestly while many did keep the adventurous and experimental looks up, plenty of 90s goth makeup was very plain and subdued.
Faces painted clown-white are very uncommon in this style, I've seen plenty of romantic goth feminine people who pretty much only wear red lips and nothing much else, and masculine romantic goths who only wear a thin black eyeliner and that's it. A lot of the time, romantic goth makeup is a fine balance between simply looking pretty and how extravagantly gothic does it need to be in relation to the rest of the outfit (this be to gothify an otherwise not-that-goth an outfit or to keep up with how goth an outfit already is, if the person feels the need to do either).
Romantic goth as a fashion style is extremely diverse in general, unlike actual trad goth and ESPECIALLY unlike current/revival "trad" goth. There's no one definitive makeup style for romantic goth.
The last two are actual 90s romantic goths. The one in the off-shoulders dress with bell sleeves right above those two is a goth model whose featured picture wasn't taken in the actual 90s, but who has been a goth since the 90s and became somewhat famous online in the late 00s.
This is how I can wear a bright pink satin dress to goth night and still win.
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it’s free but you have to catch me
Now I’m curious whether Joy is reblogging this for the vampires or the functioning blood.
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Yes.
perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
this is what i mean
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To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit
This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.
orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!
ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting
red light gang rise up
Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a musical based on a movie based on a book.
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
BASICALLY.
Wait until they make a movie version of Wicked
Just coming out to say that this post aged beautifully
if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
It's a lot easier to prevent cramps from getting bad than to stop them once they already are. Take the medicine sooner and use the heating pad sooner rather than later.
This is true of pain medication for ANY condition. My mom drilled this into me back when she worked as an O.R. nurse: Do not wait until the pain is bad. If you know it’s going to be, get ahead of it. First cramp? Medicate now. Twinges of a headache? Medicate now. Pulled your back and you know you’ll feel it later? Medicate NOW.
This is why service dogs trained to alert for migraines are so helpful, with most migraine rescue meds you need to take them as soon as you possibly can, the earlier the better, and a trained dog can tell you're going to have a migraine before you notice a single symptom and alert you that you need to take your meds, making them way more effective than they would be if you waited until your body started giving you symptoms you'd actually notice to take them.
And then sometimes dogs will train themselves to be migraine alert dogs...
@thebibliosphere
Behold, the self-taught service gremlin that smacks me on the forehead to let me know I’m getting a migraine.

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So on a bit of a whim, with a few people I work with, we created The Game Awards for Games Who Can't Afford the Game Awards.
Or TGAGWCAGA for short.
It's pretty much exploded over the past week on Bluesky where a lot of indie developers have made their home.
We asked indie games to nominate themselves, whether they had released this year or whether they were an upcoming game that couldn't afford to pay for the advertising space at the Game Awards.
Geoff Keighley said that Gamescom's Opening Night Light were going to be charging as much as $480,000 for ad spaces during next year's showcase.
That's simply not remotely affordable for thousands of studios.
So while it's a bit of a parody, we also hope it'll shine some light on great indie games, and our form is of course written in Comic Sans.
does this have a website or other similar platform that isn't social media
We don’t have the budget😅
It’ll be on Bluesky and most likely YouTube!
I've not considered the implications of dating a vampire while being a pope. does it burn them just to touch me? are all my bodily fluids holy? much to think about
Cru- crucifix nail nipples?
Do not cite the old LiveJournal magic to me, witch: I was there when it was written.
@thebibliosphere
Yeah. Unfortunately, me too.
One of you two wrote it, didn't you?
How *dare* you impugn @thebibliosphere like that.
I mean, I wrote the post, but no I didn’t write the book. I’m just the poor fool who lost my mind trying to edit it.
Also @foone doesn’t use the unhinged sentence structure that author used, so I feel safe in saying it wasn’t them.