you sit down to watch Master of the Universe 2026 and you see adam is clearly already very muscular without the sword and you're like alright, like the 80s cartoon. and then it's the gym scene and he's calling himself a beginner like his shoulders aren't already about to bust through that kitten sweater and you're like ??? sure whatever movie i'll pretend i don't see it yet. then it's the beast man scene and adam's all hunched over and out of breath again as if he isn't in incredible shape and you're like sure, this movie has a theme about the different kinds of masculinity and what they mean, maybe he's all gym bro dead lifting strong instead of any kind of endurance or practical skills and he'll gain those with experience, yea sure i can buy that
and then its his magical girl transformation and for a split second they pull out cgi and try to convince us nick galitzine has been half the size he's clearly been all this time and it's like. c'mon movie. what are you doing. we have eyes
