Back By Unpopular Demand: Me

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

And no, I'm not being intolerant, you're being a shitwit.

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

[Transcript: A member of parliament, Thomas Massey-Massey, was introducing a motion to change the name of Christmas to Christ-tide, on the grounds that mass is a Catholic festival, inappropriate to a Protestant country. He was interrupted by a member opposite who asked him how he would like to be called ‘Thotide Tidey-Tidey’. The bill was forgotten in the uproar. End Transcript]

#rest in fucking pieces thotide tidey-tidey - @coquelicoq

i love being a fangirl. i was always meant to care too deeply about the media i consume