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Peepaw needs his porch time

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

@akashicrecord

Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.

I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

One, two, three, four, and even five, and even six.

my name got rejected by the toontown admins. what should I rename my character

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser