FUCKIN JINKIES

Whenever I see the contraction “who’re” my mind immediately jumps to that conversation with Roxy and Aranea

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

Oh no 😨 I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly 🏃🏿‍♂️

Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please

Can I carry it with me? I want to survive 🥺

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

i think grace would know a handful of magic tricks esp ones that makes item "disappear" but since rocky can just see through everything, everytime grace shows him a trick he's just like wowww amaze amaze amaze! 👎 like when a kid walks up to you and shows you a worm

(guy who's not at all mad about failing a coinflip 15 times in a row voice) i just think it's so wonderful how fallen london really allows you to get a feel for the full breadth of the probability scale

(guy who's not at all mad about failing a coinflip 15 times in a row voice) i just think it's so wonderful how fallen london really allows you to get a feel for the full breadth of the probability scale

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement