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Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.
(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)
Lizard in my window
There’s a certain folkloric idea that if you die at sea, your soul is sort of. Inextricably stuck in the sea. Because your body is irretrievable, your soul is also irretrievable, down out of the reach of the gods who look at the surface of the world. In Norse mythology, they said that the souls of sailors who died at sea are caught in the sea-goddess Rán’s net and dragged into her domain, a distinct and separate afterlife alongside Hel and Valhalla. Davy Jones Locker. The funayūrei. A lot of cultures agree that once sea has a hold on you, even when your body has rotted and dwindled and been made food for crabs, it still won’t let you go.
Do you think we’re going to wind up saying the same thing about astronauts.
So. I'm probably allergic to avocado.

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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.
Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction
legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees
Unbelievable how much not having shelves and boxes for things makes you feel like there's no actually space for *you*
So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.
I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.
Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.
So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.
Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.
Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵💫
Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.
Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.
I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.
People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

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"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"
"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."
"Uh huh. And what he got?"
"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."
"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"
"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."
".....?"
"Keeps me on my toes."
The goblin shark had only previously been seen when caught by fishermen and they died shortly afterward.
So this is what a Goblin Shark actually looks like…
I love it
Please, if you compare Gonzo to a shark go with baby Basking Sharks!
it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres
do not stand at my plate and snack. that shit's all mine. please give it back. i am the dozen hors that d'ouvre. i am the meatball's gentle curve. i am the cracker's butter crunch. i am a thousand grapes for lunch.
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing
learning new things about the german rail system today
Day 4 - Folklore || @hws-nordic-week

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Collecting these rn
Is masturbating on someone else's bed immoral? Assume that the person who lent you the bed is not your sexual partner, and the act leaves no tangible trace or consequence, only the fact of it having happened. The bed owner will not be informed about this either
* Yes it is immoral! Go to your own space
* No it is not immoral, provided you're a good clean guest 👍
* I'm a jerk (It is immoral but I would still do it on yours)
* I'm a hypocrite (It is not immoral, but I would be mad if you jerked off on my bed)
* I'm hesitant (Depends on your relationship with the bed's owner)
* I am mindful (Depends on wether you think the owner would mind)
* I am forward ("Uhm You need to ask for permission actually")
* ....Just give me the answers girl
Is masturbating on someone else's bed immoral? Assume that the person who lent you the bed is not your sexual partner, and the act leaves no tangible trace or consequence, only the fact of it having happened. The bed owner will not be informed about this either
Yes it is immoral! Go to your own space
No it is not immoral, provided you're a good clean guest 👍
I'm a jerk (It is immoral but I would still do it on yours)
I'm a hypocrite (It is not immoral, but I'd be mad if you jerked off on my bed)
I'm hesitant (Depends on your relationship with the bed's owner)
I am mindful (Depends on wether you think the owner would mind)
I am forward ("Uhm You need to ask for permission actually")
....Just give me the answers girl