mean green dyke machine

stand up & meow like a man

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here