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an absolute fuckton of people at pride rn

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.

happy international womens day

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

seeing people drive erratically then pulling up next to them and they’re on that goddamn cell phone…. i’m going to reach over and snatch that thing. and eat it

i wish my friends reaction to my parents probable divorce was “oh i’m sorry that sucks so much i’m here for you” but instead they keep coming to my house and home and saying things like “tell me when your mom is single so i can shoot my shot”

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

god has granted the philadelphia eagles victory and crushed those agents of satan beneath his righteous heel

The Superb Owl turned out to be the Eagle this whole time