Dragon -vs- Internet

literally the only thing that matters in life is creating what you love and genuinely loving other people. being hot is meaningless and depressing. being successful if your heart isn’t in it is meaningless and depressing. sex without affection is meaningless and depressing. partying or drinking with people you don’t like is meaningless and depressing. political posturing, saying stuff you don’t believe in for brownie points, performing opinions based on hollow moral schemas instead of listening to what your heart says about being kind and understanding, all meaningless and depressing.

These are so cute, and also definitely relatable.

What a good snail.

faberge eggs inherently funny on a conceptual level

just a huge. fuckin. giant fucking glitter egg with absolutely no purpose whatsoever thirty three million dollars

wheres that /b/ anon again that ate an entire jar of pickles and shat out his gastric acids

An orc wrote this.

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

So now I’m thinking of a story about this orc dude trying to get ladies online either because a) he is the runt and no “real orc lady” would date him or b) he is the only one of his kind to embrace technology.

in d&d, deer have 14 wisdom. a deer is just as wise as my ranger for whom i put his second-highest ability roll in wisdom and who uses wisdom to cast most of his spells. a deer is wiser than everyone in the friendship campaign party other than erwyn, who is tied with said deer. what the fuck