The Size of that Baby.

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

the time for games is over . disorders … activate

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