Just another Fae ✨

Trans Tim is so dear to me of course I can anon

I’m almost 100% certain he did not tell Bruce, baby Tim thought “there’s no way he’d let Robin be a girl, and he definitely needs Robin” and then lied to Bruce, he only realised he was trans after about a month of being called a boy and realising he was the happiest he’d ever been

By extension non of the other bats know, expect for the girls because they made all the boys do a period cramp simulation and Tim was the only one not on the floor sobbing, so Cass figured it out and shared that information (Steph knew before hand. She helped with his first hair cut. It looked like shit)

He also deadass just gaslit his parents, he does not know how that worked but he made them believe he was always a boy and just a feminin child

He never actually intended to be called Tim, he was using the Alvin name in his everyday life and using Tim with Bruce so he was harder to track down and that spiralled into everyone calling him Tim, initially he hated it but then realised he was not an Alvin.

During his time as Robin every time he got his period on patrol he’d go looking for Selina, ivy, or Harley, because they’re girls girls and helped no strings attached and also like hiding things from Bruce since it’s funny so he wouldn’t get snitched on

On a vaguely similar note Selina keeps track of how long Tim had been wearing his binder for and has tackled him more than once to get him to take it off because if Bruce isn’t there to be a overprotective parent she can Step up

Kon and Bernard both did not know when he started dating them and he managed to hide his being trans for a decently long time because he was worried about how they’d react and then they were both like “even better 🥰🥰“ as soon as he told them, Kon called it the cat distribution system

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Wonder Woman: -oh, and thank you to Red Robin for that piece of insight you gave us last week, it was very helpful.

Damian dressed up as Tim, has no idea what she's talking about: ....no worries.

Aquaman: oh i wasn't here last week, what did you say?

Red Robin:

Red Robin: ....if you... sprinkle cinnamon on your window-ledges, then spiders aren't as likely to come into your house...?

Aquaman:

Wonder Woman:

Woman Woman: i was referring to the fact that you checked our suspect list and absolved Leonard Woodgate from suspicion due to his documented presence in Gotham during the incident.

Red Robin:

Red Robin: ah.

Wonder Woman, glaring at him: Damian.

Red Robin: fuck.

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*Nightwing, on his phone at the meeting table*

Green Lantern: hey, Dick, can you pass me my coffee?

Nightwing: *doesn't glance over*

Green Lantern: Dick.

Green Lantern: Diiiick?

Green Lantern: RICHARD? DICK???

Batman walking in: you called me?

Green Lantern, looking between them: w- oh for fucks sake- WHERE'S BRUCE?

Dick as Batman, shrugging: honestly i didn't even ask- hey, Tim, where's B?

Nightwing: *still doesn't look up*

Red Hood, showing up in the doorway: did you say my name?

Dick as Batman, now also slightly confused: ...oh is Jason me today?

Jason as Nightwing, finally looking up: oh- sorry, what? completely zoned out there.

Tim as Red Hood: yeah man, i'm Jason, Jason's you, and you're B while he's at the dentist.

Dick: ...huh.

Green Lantern: IF YOU CAN'T TELL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO?!

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Robin, walking into the room: i'm here, are we starting the meeting soon?

*The rest of the league not giving him a second look*

Superman: ah, hello Damian. yes, sit down, we're starting soon.

Robin:

Robin:

Tim as Robin, angrily: oh fuck off- I AM NOT SHORT ENOUGH TO PASS AS DAMIAN.

The JL:

Damian as Red Robin, walking into the room and muttering under his breath: told you, you loser.

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bonus:

*Red Hood, pouring himself a coffee in the Watchtower kitchen*

Arsenal, coming up behind him and pinching Hood's ass: hey sexy, you coming to mine after this thing or am i coming to yours? we went to mine last time, but i dunno the weather in Gotham this week, so your choice.

Red Hood:

Red Hood:

Arsenal: what?

Dick as Red Hood: this cannot fucking be how i find out you're fucking my little brother, Roy.

Arsenal:

Arsenal: are you fucking- STOP DOING THIS.

Jason as Batman, walking into the room and looking at them for a second:

Jason as Batman: please tell me-

Dick: you treat my fucking brother with respect, Harper.

Jason as Batman: *loses his shit*

Bruce : Damian, what do you have on your neck? Is it a bruise?

Tim choking on his food : Pfftt-

Damian : My neck? OH- Hum, yes, it's a bruise. I took a bad hit yesterday from a criminal...

Dick : What but- OH!

Bruce : Well be careful.

Steph : *Laugh in her plate*

Damian : I will, father.

Duke : Oh, I'm sure you will...

Bruce : Why are you all acting weird?

Cassandra : *Smirk knowingly*

Alfred : Master Damian, your phone is ringing. It's Jonathan Kent.

Jason : Oh! The criminal!

*Everyone at the table bursts out laughing. Steph falls off her chair. Tim can barely breathe. Duke spits out his water. Dick lets out a sound somewhere between a laugh and a desperate whimper. Cass’s shoulders shake. Jason is very proud. And Damian has just slammed his head against the table with a groan of despair.*

Bruce :

Bruce : Kent is no longer allowed in Gotham. And Damian is benched for the weeks.

*A lot more of Cackling.*

Don Falcone: I dreamed of this day.

Selina:?

Don Falcone: You're a nice surprise and all kid. Can never have too many kids in a family and daughters, they're precious, ain't they? No, I'm talking about Bruce Wayne.

Selina: You're going to have to run that one by me.

Don Falcone: You two are already a thing. I mean, no pressure but he's a catch, you're a Falcone and... I always wanted to make sure that boy was taken care of. I wanted to make him family and we can do that now.

Selina: We?

Don Falcone: Well, you're my last chance, kid. Sofia doesn't like him or whatever and Alberto... He may be a little off to the side.

Alberto: Homosexual, dad.

Don Falcone: Yeah, yeah, that but Bruce likes the guys too so I tried to set that up but apparently they're both... Y'know. They play the same position on the field.

Alberto: *rolling his eyes*

Selina: And you want me to-?

Don Falcone, nodding: Yes, big big Italian wedding. We can do Lake Como. We will spare no expense. For every grandson, fifteen thousand, every granddaughter, ten or abouts. What do you say, gioia mia?

I finished them 😋 🍽