Loaded God Complex

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

it is of course fine to be a d&d 5e player but if you start pedantically bringing up 5e's specific distinction between warlocks wizards and sorcerers to people talking about literally any other fantasy media--or worse, real world folklore--you need to be sent to the nobilis gulags for a minimum of 6 years

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

This choker is worth 30 times more than the United States

30×0=0

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

(Pssst hoopla and kanopy are services libraries offer! So the “subscription” is likely just a card at a participating library! Use your library card, watch free shit!)

To add, the free shit from Hoopla/Kanopy comes with certain limitations (that’s bad) but they are also totally ad-free (that’s good!)! Very important if you need to watch something without the jarring interruptions of commercials!

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now

The Picture of Dorian GrAI

Hasbro needs to make Tinkerbell-style fairies a core playable species in the next iteration of Dungeons & Dragons so the fairyposters can join the dragonposters in knowing what it's like to constantly be um-actuallied by people with strong yet ill-informed opinions about the correct way to pretend to be an elf.