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Showing Teen Wolf to somebody who knows a lot about the mythology around supernatural creatures is a 10/10 experience because you get to watch how impressed they are by the story including la bete and how creative the whole Argent/Silver thing is, and then you get to watch the ten stages of grief they go through when it’s made canon that becoming a werewolf makes you good at bowling.

I would give anything to be able to see how the world looks through the eyes of a mantis shrimp. it's been a deeply felt desire of mine for a very long time now and I will not know satisfaction until it is somehow requited

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.