✨ Lexa✨

Hearing them pant and grunt in my ear while they use me like a fleshlight would fix me tbh

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

male moans are such a turn on, like please dont hold them back

waking up to them touching you just to get cooed at… “shhh, go back to bed baby.. you don’t need to be awake for this.”

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

when their cock is so thick that you start to tear up and they just coo at you that it's okay they’ve got you you can take it look at how much is in already they’re just kissing your cheeks and licking up the little tears and

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

killing the lover girl inside me because she’s a stupid bitch 🗡️

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so