honeycrisp apple in raincoat pocket

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

firmly believe that there could've been an insane amount of content with wulbren and barcus together if instead of being blue ass gnomes they were like. sexy twinkish white elves. like they are THE definition of the toxic old men yaoi. wulbren even already does his smoky eyes every day like a sad evil blorbo but you guys don't care because he's 3'5" and bald

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.