I'm the bastard who's red

like, what do you mean the OS actually reserves 4kb on an alloc and gives me the size I want, instead of only reserving the 16 bytes I ordered?

and what was that? I need to ALIGN my pointers in a arena? THEY'RE ALREADY ALIGNED IN 8 BITS BRO, THATS THE WHOLE REASON WE INVENTED THE BYTE

what the actual fuck.

I've just been posting bullshit when it comes to mind, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS ALREADY?????????

All I need to do is make my code readable, add a few comments for the "hows and whys" when necessary and free my little memory, C just does the rest by design

me: yeah, she's so cute... do you... plan on evolving her, by any chance?

friend: probably, yeah. That's the whole deal with pokémons right?

me: riiiiight.... it's just that... oh, it's nothing

friend: what? what's wrong?

me: it's just... you know, her evolution is kinda... oh boy, you understand right?

friend: no I don't, what is wrong is a Lopun- OH NO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT'S DISGUSTING. JESUS, MAN

me: LOOK, all I'm saying is that if I were you, I'd start looking for an everstone, that's all

friend: JESUS CHRIST, that's sick. She's an ANIMAL, what is wrong with you???

me: I don't know man, I've seen the way you talk about Judy Hopps. It just makes me worried

friend: THAT'S A JOKE, IT'S A MEME BRO... Oh my god, you really think I'm gonna do it. You think I'm capable of th- I GOT HER AT LEVEL 1 FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SHE'S LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME

me: oh... that could make things... be viewed in a worse light actually

friend: what? wait, what are you talking about?

me: you know, you having her for a long time... even before she evolved... it kinda implies something...

"hum yes, the most basic and fundamental time macro structure of the world should be a prime number, making it impossible to create routines that are not realized daily or every, let's say, 7 days... yes, this is perfect, I see no flaws with this model whatsoever"

State preparation (can't do that in QASM)

The ability to control non-unitary gates (can't do that in Cirq)

Have good structs (I'm looking at you Q#)

Can get the inverse of an arbitrary gate like a state prep (also can't do that in Cirq)

Can simulate a circuit and use GPU parallelism to speed up the process without having to download a WHOLE ANOTHER LIBRARY JUST FOR THE FUCKING GPU PARALLELISM NOT TO WORK (can't do that in Qiskit)

recently I noticed a couple of games I downloaded just would not run at an acceptable level. They were stuttering, had to put on very low graphics and still they ran like shit at 40 fps not constant

just now, I noticed that ALL of those games my pc couldn't handle had something in common: they were made in Unreal Engine 5

can someone please kill that fucking engine, we're forgetting how to make optimized games

and it's not like they were something so beautiful I cried watching a youtube gameplay, they were good-looking but mid at best

you know, this is very funny. When I first posted that I thought: "ha, lil funny shitpost, probably won't do very well tho" and virtually nobody liked or reposted, as I expected.