#programming languages

already starting off strong, but it gets worse

Wow! Sounds easy and intuitive to use! What’s the “crazy operation” you ask? We’ll get to that later. For now let’s see what a program in this language looks like :)

Thanks! I hate it!

it’s so difficult to work with that the first program was written by another brute force search program

mmmmm delicious base-3 arithmetic, what could go wrong? (For reference, that means this program forgoes the usual “0/1″ values of binary code in favor of a much more fun “0/1/2″ set of values)

ah.

Here’s how the language actually figures out what to do. It’s got 8 “simple” commands that can be executed easily by *checks notes* running the code itself through the modulo operation and taking the result.

As a bonus, on top of all that every single character in your code will now alter what every single other character does. So I hope you’re alright with cracking a cipher every time you add a new letter to your program!

oh god oh fuck.

behold, Malbolge’s primary arithmetic operation and what you’ll be using for most of your math while programming with it :)

This looks specifically designed to be the least logical math operation you could make, and knowing what the rest of Malbolge is I’d wager that’s precisely what happened. I never want to ever use this and it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever seen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge

* cobra

* cowsel

* dog

* foxpro

* fish

* gamemonkey script

* grasshopper

* lynx

* mouse

* neko

* pike

* python

* ratfor/ratfiv

* serpent

* swift

* squirrel

* unicorn

* wyvern

* zebra

Honorable mention:

* squeak

* Apache Pig Latin

* moo

* wolfram

Dishonorable mentions:

* viper (it's for some cryptocurrency bullshit)

Mentions:

* NewtonScript (technically contains the word "Newt")

* OCaml (it almost is named O-Camel but it's spelled wrong)

* AWK (it's pronounced the same as the Auk)

Ooo that’s an interesting question, I’ve never rlly thought abt this

For spoken language, I’d say none of them are fully fluent, but some of them speak and understand other languages decently:

Kinger knows a little bit of French, Japanese and Spanish. (I don’t rlly have a reason for this other than kinger understanding Japanese in ep 5 and him speaking the others in an ad lool but ->) Let’s say he had an obsession with learning other languages as a kid, but never fully picked up any of them

Ragatha knows a bit of French. She had a “France phase” at some point which included learning French. After that tho, she just genuinely wanted to learn it and practices it from time to time :3

Gangle knows some Japanese, some from Kinger (when she found out he knew some she begged him to teach her) and some from her friend Terumi (@octopus-with-a-glock’s oc >:3)

Pomni, like her dad, also had an obsession with learning other languages at some point. As a result, she knows a little bit of French, Spanish, Russian, Italian, and prob some others but they’re mostly forgotten now (she’d get annoyed with how long each one was taking and then move onto a new one ;-;) She is fully fluent in American Sign Language tho, that was one she was able to stick to ^^

Zooble knows a bit of Japanese cuz of Gangle (basically all the sibs know a bit because of her XD) and they also are fluent in ASL. They learned it together with Poms and they communicate with each other that way sometimes just cuz they feel like it (or if they don’t want Jax to know what they’re saying lmao)

Jax doesn’t know any other spoken languages (aside from some Japanese from Gangle) but when he got older, he secretly started learning ASL so that he could annoy Pom and Zoob lool and not technically a language, but he knows Morse Code, he hyper fixated on it after seeing it in a movie lool

And some bonuses >:3

Caine is fluent in every language because of his power lool (even dead languages)

Basically I am working on analysing the cmd prompt from episode 8 (thing kinger was working on the computer) and I what I didn't release was that this isn't just plain cmd, there has been a programming language inserted in it,so the cmd is just like the place where you program but you know it's not so bad, it's not so bad all programming languages are similar they just different syntax (grammar for programming), I can understand the majority of it, anything I don't understand, Google is right there, Googling which tags(code in html like <strong> <body>, this is called a "body" tag for an example and you put what you can see in the webpage inside it) is pretty normal and nobody expects you to know every module in python or to know every tag in html like did you know there something called <bookquote> and it's literally what says you put exact quote from a book like this is how it would be used

"<bookquote>I am right behind you aren't I? </bookquote>"

I made it small so it would fit in one line and I didn't know this tag existed until one of my assignments was "look for a tag used for specifically book quotes"

Anyway aside from that figuring out the code in cmd means is manageable, will take longer than expected but manageable and I don't mind working it

And I was working on it right now but all the progress I made today was deleted, it wasn't a lot but I need a second before going back to working on it,I am still gonna do it,I just need a little break

State preparation (can't do that in QASM)

The ability to control non-unitary gates (can't do that in Cirq)

Have good structs (I'm looking at you Q#)

Can get the inverse of an arbitrary gate like a state prep (also can't do that in Cirq)

Can simulate a circuit and use GPU parallelism to speed up the process without having to download a WHOLE ANOTHER LIBRARY JUST FOR THE FUCKING GPU PARALLELISM NOT TO WORK (can't do that in Qiskit)