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new year same flesh prison

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

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Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

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Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

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Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

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lake natron

(photos by Nick Brandt)Oh my stars.

Lake Natron is a soda lake in Tanzania, which is home to millions of flamingos, despite essentially being a PINK LAKE OF DEATH

the waters are a deep, alkaline red known for turning animal corpses into stone

To be clear, the lake doesn’t harm animals, and is home to a thriving ecosystem. However, the high level of sodium carbonate does mummify the corpses of birds and other creatures that die from natural causes.

(photos by Nick Brandt. The naturally mummified remains of these birds were collected and posed for effect.)

Despite the creepy nature of the petrified carcasses, Lake Natron is a flamingo’s paradise, which I can definitely get behind.

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Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

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excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

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He's manifestly both

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A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

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I’ve been looking for this post for ages

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listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

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So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

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Chad saw his chance and took it

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Virgin Doctor vs. Chad Dockter

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I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

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Stanley Tucci & Colin Firth in SUPERNOVA (2020) dir. Harry Macqueen

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is this the gay drama film starring stanley tucci and colin firth that we’ve been begging for

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delighted to inform everyone that this is in fact the gay drama film starring stanley tucci and colin firth that we’ve been begging for!

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Everytime I see a forced heterosexual love interest I lose a year off my life

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I’m like screaming at Ice Age being in this

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